Student SMS Jokes – Funny SMS in Urdu & English

student funny sms in English and Urdu

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna


Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na


  A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. 😉 😛 😀


Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!


teacher uss ne khhud kushe kar li aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare 2no fiqron me farq batao student pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha



Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it Students

We call it life…


Height of bravery!

Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.

Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM:

“Hey SwEeTy!”



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