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Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall


Though for the day!
First they put so many mirrors in cars,
and they call women, bad drivers’!


1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”


I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !


Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…


In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.


Finally, I told my parents that I want a
Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:

“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana

5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P


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