Funny English SMS Jokes Collection

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:: Funny English SMS ::
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!

:: Full Dose of Laughter – Nonstop ::

I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn’t know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn’t. He’s a burglar!

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with ‘MAC’ eyeliner and ‘Maybelline’ mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with “La Femme” blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with ‘Lancome’ lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!


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