Student –Teacher funny jokes sms Messages

 

Students Jokes SMS

Teacher: Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs and suddenly you are surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, just waiting to feed on you. What do you do?
Student: That is easy, I would just stop imagining right a way

 

Student funny Jokes sms messages

 

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ….
Never ask a student about his percentage ….
.
Because it hurts !!!!

 

Son-Dad Funny Jokes SMS

 

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? !
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! … Thanks Dad

 

Student funny sms messages
Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others …
Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir )

 Student SMS in English

A student didn’t know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!

 

Teacher Student Funny sms

teacher uss ne khhud kushe kar li aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare 2no fiqron me farq batao student pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha

 

Teacher : Translate this to english – “Me tumhari jan nikal dooongi”

Student : English ki Ma ki aankh pehly hath to laga k dikhaaaa

 

Class Room Student SMS

Height of bravery!

Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.

Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM:

“Hey SwEeTy!”

“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…

Teacher Student Free SMS

 

Teacher:How old is your father.

Sunny:As old as I am

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became

 

 

Student Motivation SMS messages

father only after I was BORN.

 

Why it is necessary to fall in love at teen age??
Becoz,

If we are in love we are not able to sleep.
And
It is proved that without sleep we can study more.
So to get good marks fall in love..!!

It’s Logic

 

Student jokes funny messages

 

“A Studnt’s Warning 2 Teacher!;->

Dear TEACHER if I sit next to my bst frnd, I’ll whisper to them. If u move me away, I’ll shout to them. Choice is urs! =P

 

 

Student Quotes

 

“Thousands of words of a teacher don’t hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes”
.
(William Cheater)

 

Father-Son Funny SMS Messaages

 

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn’t know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

 

 

Teacher Student funny sms jokes in Urdu

 

 

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
.
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

 

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