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Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Funny Urdu Jokes

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

 

Doctor Sardar Funny jokes sms

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Baby (Bacha) Funny Free SMS

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

 

Funny Pakistani SMS jokes Free

There are Famous mills in Pakistan

1. Sugar Mill.

2. Cotton Mill.

And the most Famous is.

3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..

Send Free Online Funny Jokes Poetry SMS Text Messages

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Funny SMS Jokes in English

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you

 

Funny Study SMS For Students

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

 

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