Student SMS in English, Student Jokes, Student Exams SMS
Special word f0r LOVE.
LOVE is a
Special word for CARE.
CARE is a
Special word for u.
U r always special for Me!
I couldn’t help,
But notice that …..
“Awesome” ends with
Ugly” starts with “u”
When problems are so big
And your strength is no longer enough to carry them,
Don’t give up……
Cause Where your strength ends,
The grace of God begins……
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn’t know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ….
Never ask a student about his percentage ….
Because it hurts !!!!
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Students Vs Teachers :-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty