Latest SMS Jokes And Messages Collection
Dil torne k liye:
Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafu hai
Faraz
The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D
Toon Toon Toon? !!
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PAthan ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai
Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai
Friend:Oye wo kese?
Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya
Wo teacher ki naak pe laga
teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??
Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))
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Hamari guftugo
Message of the day
Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai
Per jab Doran-e-AZAN “ALLAH” hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara “RAB” hai uski baat ke doran “KHAMOOSHI” zaroori nahi?
SOchiye?
ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de
AAmeen
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Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai
Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai
Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar deti hai
Kar k mohabta koi nahi bachta hai
Aur jo bachta hai us ko tanhai mar deti hai:(
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Always speak the truth
Always speak the truth
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And run immediately after speaking it:D
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