Latest Funny SMS For Friends,Girl Friends And lovers
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Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked…
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Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha?
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy.
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When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you
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Does your feet never hurt ??
You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long
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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-)
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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
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Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai
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Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill
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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*
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Boy to Girl:
Tm kon c fairnes cream use krti ho?
Girl (khush ho k):
Koi b to nahi !
Boy:
To use kiya kar0 na! Kaali Orat
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Rano k Pappa ; Paper kesa hua?
Rano : Q1 reh gya, Q2 aa nhi raha tha, Q4 karna bhol gya, Q5 nazar nhi aya
DAD: OR Q3?
SON: Sirf wohi ghalat hua hy
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1-Kahan Ja Rahe Hain? :O
2-Kis Liye?
3-Kis Ke Saath? :O
4-Kab Wapis Aao Ge?
5-Main Bhi Chalti Hoon? :$
6-Mujhey Ammi Ki Teraf Chor Do?
7-Ghar Reh Ke Hi Dhoond Lo America? :S
8-Aap Rahne Do Koi Aur Dhoondh Le Ga :\
9-Main Akeli Ghar Main Kya Karun Gi?
10-Acha Bachon Ko Hi Le Jao?
11-Mere Liye Kya Lao Ge?
12-Pohanch Ke Fone Kerna.
13-Koi Aur Chakar To Nahi Hai?
14-Wapsi Pe Dahi Laite Ana
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Raat k 3 bjy Meera apne boyfriend se,
“Flying my sleeping, u r yourself sleeping?”
Boyfriend: Matlab?
Meera: Meri neendien ura k tm khud so rhe ho?
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Wo jo girl frnd ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko..
Sirf wo hi bta sakte hai k…
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Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chalti hai
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Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti h!
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Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti h.
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Is question me 99.9% log fail ho
chuke hai..
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Dekhte ha aap me dum h ya nai
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What is ur grlfrnd name &
Mob.number..?
Reply Fast
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Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
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Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
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