Sardar Funny SMS In Urdu 2013

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
“Mun mai pani ana”
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, 
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
“KHAIR MUBARAK”

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

  1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

  1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..