Student SMS Jokes in Urdu and English 2013

Student sms Collection 2013 in Urdu and English

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 Student SMS collection 2013

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

 

Teacher:

Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:

Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

 

 

Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
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100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein
ge.

 

Why I Hate C.I.D 🙁
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …

 

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

 

 

 

Teacher:

Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:

Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

 

 

 

 

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai

Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai

 

Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

 Student SMS Collection 2013

 

 

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