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Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

 

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

 

Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future

 

 

Greàt Wørds…

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don`t Know How People Find Time For Study.”

 

 

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

 

Brain is most outstanding object in world, it function 24 hours a days, 365 days a year, right from time we are born stops when we enter Examination Hall

 

A student was asked to write a signboard for trafic rules near the college campus
He wrote:

“Drive carefully! Don`t kill the students,wait for the TEACHERS..

 

 

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. 😉 😛 😀

 

Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

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