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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

  • Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay…..

    Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

 

  • Train mai ek husband apni wife say: “tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon.”

    “dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon”

    Samnay wala passenger bola: “bhao bhao”

 

 

  • Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
    Note ke oper lekha tha “EID MUBARAK”
    .
    Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
    owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
    “KHAIR MUBARAK”

 

  • Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
    .
    Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
    .
    Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
  • Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
    “WIFE” & “MOTHER”
  • SARDAR:
    Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
    &
    After Marriage
    We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

 

  • Judge: why r u arrested?
    Sardar: for shopping early?
    Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
    anyway how early were u shopping?

 

Sardar: Before opening the Shop…….

  • In a party a lady wanted
    to go to toilet so
    she inquired with a sardar
    papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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