Punjab Jokes & Funny Punjab sms messages

Punjabi Pappu sms Jokes

Pappu First Time Plane te Beta…
Jidda E Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe Uthiya
Pappu Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag Giya Te Usnu Kiha…
Saaliya Main Pelah E Dariya Piya Te Tu Stunts Mar Riha!!!

 

*Le Propose His GF
Hahah!!

Punjabi Funny Jameendar sms messages

Ik Jameendar:
Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai:

Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

Jokes in Punjabi comedy

Kudi kendi : tuj mein rab dikhta hai yaara main kya kro.,
Main v kehta fer beeba matha tek tey turdi ban 😛

Punjabi funny jokes of Ashiq-Mashuk

Mashuk: main cheating kiti….
Munda: na tenu ki lgda ki main tena pyar krda?
main vi pishle 2sallaa to cheating hi kar rya c….
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Mashuk roon lag pyi te kendi main papera di gaal krdi c…
Munda: ooo teri…

Punjabi Husband-Wife Jokes Comedy

Husband aur Wife ki ladai hui.

Husband ghar se chala gaya.

– (Raat ko phone pe) –

Husband : “khana me kya hai”.

Wife : Zeher.

Husband :Mai der se aaunga tum khakar so jana…

Punjabi funny jokes text messages

Ik Tivi Babe De Kol Ja Ke Kehendi,
“Baba Jee, Mere Aadmi Menu Ghar Aunde Saar Maarna Peetna Suru Kar Dinda Hai”,
Baba Kehenda, “Aah Lai Taabeez, Jad Vi Tera Gharwala, Ghar Aave, Ehnu Apne Moonh Ch Paa Lavi Te,
Te Thodi Der Munh Na Kholi”,
7 Din Baad Tivi Khush Hundi Hoyi, Fer Babe Kol Gyi,
Kehendi, “Baba Jee Kamaal Ho Gya, Jad Tak Main Tabeez Nu Munh Ch Rakhdi Han, Oh Menu Kuch Ni Kehenda”
Baba Kehenda, “Beta, Aa Tabeez Da Ni Teri Jubaan Band Rakhan Da Fayda Hai…”

Wife husband Punjabi Funny poetry sms

Wife: Oh Sweet Heart, Tusi Kinne Pyare Ho? Meri Photo Hamesha Apne Naal-Naal Rakhte Ho? I Love You…
Husband: Jad Vi Koi Problem Aundi Hai, Main Tuhadi Photo Dekh Lenda Han, Te Problem Solve Ho Jandi Hai.
Wife: So nice, Tusi Dekhya Main Tuhade Layi Kinni, Lucky Han?
Husband: Jee Bilkul, Jad Vi Koi Problem Hundi Ae, Tuhadi Photo Dekh Ke Menu Oh Problem Vi Nikki Jehi Lagdi Hai, Sochda Han Ke Jad Aidi Problem Nu Jhalda Han, Eh Tan Kujh Vi Nhi…

Husband Wife Punjabi Funny messages

Wife: Meri Umar 45 Hon De Baawjood Vi Tuhada Ik Dost Meri Husan Di Taareef Karda Ni Thakda…

Husband: Ik Hi Banda Kar Sakda E, Oh Maange Raam? Haina?

Wife: Oh God, Sahi Keha, Tuanu Kive Pta…

Husband: Kabaadi E Na…

 

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