New Funny Punjabi Sms,Text Messages

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By Fayyaz Sidhu

Punjabi Shayri in Pakistan

Show the latest Collection of Punjabi Sms to send their lovely friends, girl friends and loved ones. www.donpk.com  has a vast collection of Punjabi Sms, Sardar Sms, Funny Punjabi Sms, Urdu Punjabi Sms, latest Punjabi Funny sms, Text Messages, mobile sms, friendly sms, Love Sms, girl Friend Sms and Sms for Pakistan and India.

 

(1) Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

(2)Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

(3) SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

(4)Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

 (5)Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli…..
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

(6)Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si

(7)Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

 

(8)Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..

Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..

Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..

Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan

 

(9)Boy: ?I Love U? ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

(10)Kujh Bughz di Reet vich nai milda
O har te Jeet vich nai milda
Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar te kre
RABB sirf Maseet vich nai milda
“Haq Bahoo”

(11)samundar de kinaare baithe haan………
kade tan lehar aaoogi….
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive

 

(12)HELLO EVERYBODY HOW R U SADI KHARIYAT NA POOCHO PER TUSI APNI TAY DASO, PUL HI GAY HO SANO CHALO KOI GHAL NAHI KHUSH RHO APNAY KHARCHAY TAY NEENDRAN PURIYAN KARO, TA RUB RAKHA…:)

 

(13)Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
(14)Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.

(15)Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…!

(16)A sardar goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the sardar’s face.

“What the heck did you do that for!?!” the sardar screams.

“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”

The sardar says, “No I don’t, you IDIOT…
But my wife out in the car still does!”

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