Latest SMS Jokes And Messages Collection 2012

latest urdu sms collection

Dil torne k liye:

Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafu hai

 

Faraz

 

The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D

Toon Toon Toon? !!

 

 

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PAthan ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

 

Friend:Oye wo kese?

 

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

 

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

 

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

 

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

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Hamari guftugo

Message of the day

 

Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai

 

Per jab Doran-e-AZAN “ALLAH” hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara “RAB” hai uski baat ke doran “KHAMOOSHI” zaroori nahi?

SOchiye?

 

ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de

 

AAmeen

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Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai

Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai

 

Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar deti hai

 

Kar k mohabta koi nahi bachta hai

 

Aur jo bachta hai us ko tanhai mar deti hai:(

 

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Always speak the truth

Always speak the truth

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And run immediately after speaking it:D

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