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Urdu funny jokes sms text messages

Think twice before you speak… you’d be able to say something more Insulting!

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband?
Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!

 

When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: “Lord, please let that be my leg!”

 

Heart receives – love;
Mind receives – wisdom;
Hands receive – gifts
And only special people receive my Messages!

 

2 Bando Ki Shadi Nakam Hoti Ha..
Aik Jis K Paas Dolat Kam Ha,
Doosra Jis Ki Tyming Kam Ha.

2 Bandon K Saath Larkian Set Hoti Hain.
Aik Jis K Paas Bari Car Ha,
Doosra JisS K Paas Bara Hatyar Ha..

2 Moko Pay Banda Sab Say Zyada Pachtata Ha..
Aik Shadi K Baad
Doosra Haath Chalanay K Baad…

Huamara Khuwaab
Parha Likha Punjab…

 

 

Pyar Main Zuban Chup Ho Tou Ankhainn Bolti Hain
Aankhain Chup Ho Tou Dil Bolta Ha

Dil Chup Ho Tou Dharkan Bolti Ha
Our Agr Dharkan Chup Ho Tou
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Molvi Bolta Ha
4 Takbeer Namaz e Janaza”
ALLAH O AKBAR”

 

 

Machar Nay Makhi Say Zabardasti Shadi Kari.
Raat Ko Machar Room K Bahir Gooom Raha Tha.
Us K Dost Nay PoOcha,
Bahir Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Bhabi Kidhar Ha?
Machar Gussay Say Bola,
Andar Bethi Ha Kameeni MOspel Laga K… :O

 

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta

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