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Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall

 

Though for the day!
First they put so many mirrors in cars,
and they call women, bad drivers’!

 

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”

 

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

 

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…

 

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

 

Finally, I told my parents that I want a
Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:
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“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh
kha”..:P:P

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,

1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana

2.Machar ki malish krna

3.Chitti ko kiss krna

4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana

5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P

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